Tuesday, June 26, 2018

Largest Potaiden in existence discovered in Outer Realm!

The Massive beast floating in space, view from sausage ship










Massive Potaiden discovered in Outer Realm, breaks records!

Could this be the largest Potaiden, and the largest RCB to ever exist in the realm? 

After several Gravitational anomalies were detected somewhere in the Outer reaches of the realm, SaaS scouters were sent to investigate and made a monumental discovery! This would be the largest Living creature ever found, estimated to be about 8 kilometers across and the size of a large asteroid. A very unusual find as the creature appears to be a giant Potaiden Rcb, as it attempted to toss trash bags and fire rootbeer at SaaS nearing it's surface confirming this(along with muffled screeching through the void of space). After further observations this Potaiden seems to be just rolling through space, some speculate this could be the source of all native Potaiden hordes around the realm. 

Now No more attempts to near it's surface have been made yet, as it's just as hostile as a normal Potaiden, and scans indicate alot of it's insides and hollow and full of life signals. Not to mention this beast has some kind of aura of autism when you get closer to it. So no one wants to shake this potato hive as shit will really hit the fan lol. Also as this creature, being a living hive for other potaidens seems to lends more credence to the theory that this is the Mother of all Potaiden RCBs. So for now SaaS Command intends to let it be and study it further with following ships and monitor it's trajectory through space. 

SaaS Command advises all realm residents to avoid this new discovery for now or you'll probably fucking die trying to get near it or end up in a trash bag filled with rootbeer.

Note: (yes we know you want it dead already don't count on it, It's a little to big and we aren't going to start shit with this giant starch ball right now)






Monday, June 25, 2018

RCB CawkBoi Sent to the Sausage Dungeon

CawkBoi in his cell, screeching loudly

Infamous RCB Cawk Boi sent to the Sausage Dungeon 

A Development to no one's surprise 

The Infamous RCB Cawkboi known for frequent appearances in Quintismo's (aka the GHS) coliseum getting his shit beat out many times over by various contestants. So he has been arrested by the SaaS authorities after going on a rampage through the SaaS Sea after escaping to look for small children to hold hostage for his minecraft letplay and other RCB autism. After a short search with the help of Quintismo's subbot trackers, Cawkboi was found in a shack not far away subboting his youboob channel and recording a "How to survive in minecraft jailbreak tutorial". He was quickly arrested after he tripped on a fookin minecraft dirt block trying to run away. He was sent directly to the sausage dungeon after that by request of his owner Quintismo saying he had no further use as a cannon fodder boss in his coliseum. 

Cawk boi now awaits his SaaSy punishment in the motherlicken dungeon, being a RCB he'll probably be thrown in the fire by Thomas and Alfred along with the old sacks filled with Jibjars stuffed with Potaidens.