Who Is the Best Cancer?

Lol idk. Vote for it or something

Who is Motherlicken Best Cancer in the realm?

The SaaS

Our cancer is supreme~

 Of course us SaaS are the best as we rule most of the cancer realm and we are the fookin original creations! (SooS can fook off Chrish is love Chrish is life.) Our SaaSy cancer is unlike any other in that our Smooth magenta tentacles will make sure the over-world will have a motherlicken taste too boi~

The SooS

Damn SaaS haters!

The fookin SooS are the cancers that rebelled against Chrish's wonderful sausage~ for some reason and now are in a fookin war with the SaaS over control of the realm. Not like they are winning through but those little sheits are annoying as sheit in their attacks before being ass blasted back to that forest.

The Spoops

Holy shiet turn on the fookin lights

The Spoops seem to leave us SaaS alone for the most part and stay in their dark as fuck realm where they spook the sheit out of things and read creepy pasta all day. Pretty spoopy creatures m8, some say they consume other cancers into their darkness.

Random Cancer Beasts

 This picture took alot of SaaS to stop them from raeping the camera man

 These are the rest of the fooks found in the cancer realm (besides hoomans) that don't belong to any particular faction and just go around being well, CANCEROUS AS FUCK. Most of these creatures enjoy being sexual predators to anything they see (fookin jib jars) or roaming around emitting radiation and screaming at bystanders or walls for long periods of time.

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Chrish Cancer seen meeting with SooS Ambassador!

The two seen walking through the intense squealing of the SaaS in the cafeteria.

Lord Chrish Seen in SaaS Cafeteria with a Fookin SooS Ambassador? 

What could our Favorite Boi be doing with the SooS?

The two would go set down to negotiate something but our overlord was having none of the SooS's Shiet today and their negotiations got ded. Since Chrish said quote" Boi, mah motherlicken SaaS armies will never be put in the closet to meet your demands boi". It's good to see our overlord back and ready to fook up the SooS once again. (Don't about the election, dale is the secretary now lol).

So after Chrish denied the SooS's demands he slapped the shiet out of that SooSy boi with a fresh Sausage~. He then gave the SooS to the SaaS hordes in the cafeteria to fookin molest his sheit. Chrish is truly a noble boi.

Update: Chrish talks with his general about SaaS drone striking the SooSy forest

Lord Chrish Talks with one of his generals about SaaS drone strikes in a crowd of squealing SaaSes

It seems Lord chrish is ready to continue to blow the fook out of that stupid fookin hobo forest the SooS call home. Oh boi this will be great to see as the SooS are going to get rekt once again and maybe then they will stop being little shiets, mah bois

This has been SaaS Online News with another SaaSy story from the Cancer realm~

Dale the Boi Makes His Electon Victory Speech!

Dale Celebrates His Victory to the SaaS in the throne room.

Dale wins vote for Cancer overlord, comes to throne room to accept his Victory!

Now that the election has ended and dale has won, dale celebrates to the SaaS hordes with a SaaSy Victory speech about what he plans to do now as Overlord. The other candidates had comments on this: The Donald's last comment was "It's Rigged" before returning to his realm and Takeo really does not care, he went back to his farm. Now SaaSy Wannaboi was the closest runner up behind Dale and he comments: "This election was rigged u fookin bitch boi". Wannaboi then ran off to the cafeteria in anime caste. Now that dale is the overlord, dale said in his speech that the SaaS will rule the realm with an Iron sausage once again! The audience then squealed loudly out of excitement. Dale now sports his royal Iron SaaS plate and Iron Sausage cap to further his overlord game. Oh boi the cancer realm is in for the next great SaaSy leader to live up to Chrish's legacy as Chrish's cousin. PS for any curious cancers;  Dale will not marry Kawaii SaaS m8 (thats fookin incest or something) lol.

Cancer Realm Election Results

The Cancer Realm Election is over. Dale The Boi has won!

CRQ2: RoS is fookin out

Cancer Realm Quest 2: Return of SaaS is now done and available for download! Have fun you little shits!

SaaS Quiz Show begins its first season!

Teh dank ass SaaS Quiz Show is beginning its first season soon. It quizzes the people about their knowledge of the lore of the SaaS. In an interview, the game show host said "I wanted to do a game show for fookin fun. But if a contestant gets every question wrong, I will buttfuck them live. So that's exciting." You heard it folks, if you want to see dumb people get buttfucked, tune in to the SaaS Quiz Show at 7:PM CRT. (Time not valid for watchers in the Overworld.)

SooS Army gets Rekt in Battle of CancOlot Field!

Live Action Photo Taken by on-Site SaaS Online News Reporters

SooS Army gets fookin molested by the grand motherlicken might of the SaaS Army!

The SooS Retreat back while being shot by Ass Blasters!

The SooS thought they could try and get a foothold in the CancOlot region of the realm, but the SaaS army brought in the Big Boi Siege SaaSes and blasted their fookin shit. The SaaS suffered minor losses under the fire support of the Siege SaaS and the SooS lost a crap ton before retreating back to the fookin SooSy Forest where they belong m8. The amount of Ear raep and screaming was insane quote:" It was like a passenger of shit live performance! " says a bystander. Well anyway we celebrate the brave SaaS Army for standing to the those damn SooS and slapping their shit. Also anyone who wishes to come eat the SooS remains, come on down there is plenty to eat here!

Cancer Overlord Election Update

So far Dale The Boi is winning the election 

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Get them today in the cancer realm!

"Election" time for the Cancer Realm's next Cancer Overlord is coming up.

 

Who will take Chrish's place in the throne room?

Cancer Realm's Overlord "election" is coming up!

Who will be chosen to be the SaaS Cancer Overlord?

Since it has been a while since Chrish has been ded, the SaaS are holding a fookin election for the next overlord. That is if Chrish does not make a return one candidate will become the leader of the SaaS and thus most of the realm. So lets take a look at our candidates for Cancer overlord and where they are at with the cancers!

SaaS Man aka Takeo Ischi

SaaS man promises universal health care for all chickens and opposes SooS discrimination. He appears to be doing well with the SooS right now (no shiet m8). No one knows why he has SaaS in his name when he fookin supports the SooS wtf

The Donald

The Donald, a fookin human who apparently won a election in the overworld has come to try his chances as Cancer Overlord. He says he will build a great wall around the SooSy Forest to keep the fookin SooS in there. This has gained some favor with Some SaaS. But to no ones surprise, the Donald's comment of "We will grab em right in the SaaS Canal" has gained him the favor of the Jib-Jars.

Dale The Boi

 Dale who is a relative of Chrish Cancer is running for overlord and currently has high favor with the SaaS (since he fookin is the the closest to Chrish). So Dale promises to live up to him cousin's Legacy and bring the SaaS Dominion to the overworld once again and a end to the SooS. So as you can tell the SaaS for the most part went ape shit on this proposal since that's kind of the same shit Chrish was doing before he died that the SaaS loved.

SaaSy WannaBoi

 SaaSy WannaBoi really does not have much of a platform but his quote is: "I always wanted to be the cancer overlord and lead the SaaS armies" . So yea we don't think anyone cares lol unless you can provide some motherlicken benefits or something but who knows it's the cancer realm lel

And more as time goes on more cancerous candidates may join the race so stay tuned to SaaS Onlne News!

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JIb Jar Raeping Rampage in Restroom!

The Jib now in the sausage dungeon, awaits punishment

 A Jib Jar escapes the Raeped lands and goes on a raeping rampage!

The Jib has been captured and is in SaaS custody  

A Jib Jar Had been spotted outside of the Raeped Lands as of late, and as all jib jars do they molest everything they see. The jib was discovered in a restroom stall after several noise complaints about loud squealing and banging in a stall along with many accounts of "Muy Muy" coming from it. The SaaS dispatched several SaaS Soldier Jib-Jar control units to blow the fook out the jib jar's stall. The Jib Jar was then stopped before his violent thrusting could reach anything else. The jib's victims found in the stall consisted of one SooS (lol who cares), some fucken hoomans and a cinnamon roll to perfect for this world, such a tragedy. So the Jib is now in the dungeon and awaits the SaaSiest punishment available before being dumped into some fookin lava pit or something idk.

Chrish's Prized SaaSy Sausage shows new activity!

The Sausage emits radiation once again!

Chrish's Prized SaaSy Sausage Vibrates Violently for the first time since Lord Chrish's defeat

 What Could this mean for the Realm?

Today Chrish's Last remaining SaaSy Sausage deep in the SaaS Vaults has begun to vibrate again as if Chrish was here! Could this mean our motherlicken beloved Leader of the Realm will return from the ashes so the invasion can begin of the overworld? Oh Boi I sure hope so. Stay tuned on updates to it's activity, brought to you exclusively by SaaS Online News!