Jib jars fight Potaidens in the Molestation Mountains

The two RCB groups have a stand off before the battle

Jib Jar clan faces off with the Mountain Potaiden horde for control of the area!

Who reigns victorious over the Molestation Mountains? 

So recently a cancerous battle took place in the Molestation Mountains for control of the area. Usually the Potaidens roll around on the mountains but now the Jib Clan of the Deep Raep Woods has come raeping their way up there and thus a battle insured over this radiation filled territory. The Potaidens began their Autistic squealing as the Jibs charged them chanting "muy muy", the cancer produced was off the charts! Jibs were skull fucking the sheit out of some Potaidens faces while some Jibs were sprayed with root beer and had trash bags put on their heads. Either way it was a pretty stupid fight, but what would you expect from RCBs m8. So after that sheitfest of a battle, the Jibs had won and the rest of the Potaidens rolled away being chased by the violent pelvic thrusting of the Jib Jars. So now that it's over the Jib Jars claim more land for their raep rituals to occur but don't worry as the SaaS RCB squads watch to make sure they don't escape the RCB realms and another restroom molestation-fest occurs.

Aushtin Appears in cancer realm once more!

The fooks portal appeared in the Cancerous wastes.

Aushtin returns to realm with army of Luvabois!

What does this mean for the realms female population?

 

As of late the Aushtin has returned to the realm from a portal, but he was not alone. He brought a horde of his fookin spawns called "luvabois" . Now the realm has experienced one luvaboi and we already know how badly they want a "SaaSy baby" to kidnap and commit high impact sexual violence with. As you may fookin tell, Aushtin and his bois are considered RCBs (Random cancer beasts) and Lord Chrish demands these little shiets stay away from his motherlicken harem or face ass blasters! Already the luvabois have been looking for females to call their "own" while the rest fap to hentai in a giant circle in the wastes (wait, wot the fuck? who does that?). However the realm is relatively short on "Human females" that the luvabois want to have and cancers don't even have genders lol. Well make sure to lock your doors when you hear a pack of luvabois singing MTC very loudly as they search for females, or they may raep your door down and steal your hentai! 
 Don't let this happen to your SaaS hut, buy a Anti-RCB stick today and slap them on their fookin dics!

Update: Aushtin himself is in a lesser form at the moment but we think he will change form to something bigger and more cancerous eventually.

Is Chrish's harem safe from the SooS?

Is Chrish's harem safe from the SooS?

I-Sack stalking Aushtin, looking to collect his cum.

Recently Chrish's harem was endangered by SooS I-Sack, who tried to get the love of  one of Chrish's SaaSy Babies. The SaaS Scouters have been investigating since then and I-Sack has not been seen with the SaaSy Baby recently. They interviewed her to ask he for details about the affair. She said "I just liked I-Sack as a friend. Also he was too obsessed with moaning like a dying cat or something so we are no longer together." Our lord Chrish said "Yea, boi. If dat SooSy boi didn't back the fook off mah girl I'd ram my tentacles up his bootyhole like I do to mah SaaSy babies all the time." Since then, I-Sack has been showing extreme lust for Aushtin and his Luvabois. I-Sack said "I tried to keep the gehy away but gehy is love, ghey is life. You can never trust a SaaSy baby and now I want Austin's fookin cum for mah Yum Cum Emporium."