Are Humanoid Females in trouble by Luvaboi "SaaSy Baby" routines?

The Creatures themselves

Rising Luvaboi problem starts to become an issue for humanoid females in the realm!

Is the threat really that severe?

As humanoid (either Human or Elithian) females continue to be a target of Luvaboi kidnapping sprees, does this mean they will begin to disappear? No m8, as least for SaaS controlled planets their lives will remain untouched by RCB meddling. However those who those foolish enough to live to neutral planets like Roipa Sanctum will continue to have to worry about Luvabois for now. Most Elithians live on SaaSia V or their home planet Ora Prime so you can say their females are pretty safe. Even if a luvaboi could get to one, Elithians are known for their high usage of magic so good luck trying to kidnap one. 

Now the main point is that humans who are generally weak when it comes to their body unless they have fookin weapons or something. They seem to have the highest number of abductions, all of which come from non-SaaS territories. So what we think is to move to the great planet of SaaSia V to be safe from RCBs and shiet!

 As we speak the hunt for Aushtin is the biggest bounty in the entire cancer realm. Once he is defeated the luvabois will scatter/dwindle and drop their luvaquests. Hopefully his destruction will stop more from being made too

If you have any information on Aushtin, Contact SaaS Command for a reward!

SooS found to be crossbreeding with RCBs?

Artist's Interpretation

SooS found to be crossbreeding with fookin RCBs in a disturbing display of cancerous behavior!

Have the SooS hit a new low?

As of late SaaS scouts have found a strange creature that look like a cross between a Jib Jar and your average SooS. But the shocking thing was that they were found with SooS, which entails that the SooS have been crossbreeding with fookin RCBs. Wow that's pretty fookin nasty m8. So right now the SooS command are silent on the issue but some think they did this either to somehow add effectiveness to their army or just because they are sick fucks. As we all know RCBs are the pinnacle of wild cancer in the realm and to make a hybrid with one is just wrong for any self respecting Realm species to do. Now how they made this hybrid, most are saying it was grown in a lab or something because nothing survives a Jib jar raep m8.

Dale has commented on the creature as a "motherlicken nasty piece of shiet that needs to be flushed down the toilet boi" and most of the SaaS populace agree that the SooS are hitting a new low. 

So now we asked a few SooS civilians in Tommy Dickson's book store about the issue.

Are you aware your fellow SooS have been creating a SooS-Jib Jar hybrid for some reason?

• Um no m8 I'm just here for Tommy's books
• No but dat sounds disturbing 
• Wot why?
• Ehhh?
• "Intense squealing" 
• Yes I heard that the SooS army was trying some new sheit

So as you can see for the most part not even the SooS populace are aware of the act. The SooS army has shown that they really are on a new low in the war.