Anti-Ham Horde arising in the Realm

A Anti-Ham Pack on Molestaar

Newfound surge of realm Anti-Ham found on Molestaar

Does this pose a threat to Tommy Dickson's Ham empire in the realm?

As of Late, reports of Anti-Ham having been popping up around on Molestaar; a rather strange event for the Realm. Considering Anti-Hams are rare in the realm and among Mr.Dickson and his Rammer's rather negative sentiment towards the creatures mere existence, Anti-Hams are very rare indeed. But Anti-Hams are in fact appearing in such large numbers which suggests something is afoot.

We reached out to the Ham Rammers for comment on this, here is their official response:

"These Anti-Hams are a big shit stain on Molestaar and we know some Anti-Ham fooker is behind this mess! Bringing the immoral enemies of Tommy and the Ham a blatant attack on The Way of the Ham we all hold dear! Of course the evil Anti-Ham Slammer behind this is sending Anti-Ham here from that retched Overworld to attempt to spread Anti-Ham sentiment and Anti-Tommy propaganda among realm residents."

We managed to ask a few questions as well.

Q: What do you Ham Rammers intend to do to these Anti-Hams on the remote desert Planet?

A: Well we plan to round them up and shoot them into the Central Gate portal back to Sol where they belong.

Q:Won't that kill them? You're pretty much flinging them into space if you send them there.

A:Not our problem, Anti-Ham need be purged from the realm as stated in the Way of the Ham.

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A rather controversial stance to some realm creatures of the Rammers to fling the creatures into space having done nothing in particular wrong that we know of. The Ham Rammers insist however that Anti-Hams are pure evil and pose a danger to them and others alike. Now the Rammers have put an official bounty on the head of who ever was smuggling Anti-Ham into the Realm, claiming this "Anti-Ham Slammer" is also the one behind the previous attacks towards Tommy's Assets and Stores as well.

You can reach out to the Rammers at your closest Tommy Store if you have information on this.