Tuesday, January 8, 2019

Infamous RCB CawkBoi escapes Sausage Dungeon!


Cawkboi sighted building a dirt shack before flying off

Dangerous RCB Cawkboi escapes Sausage Dungeon!

On the run what will this beast do free in the realm?

Earlier last year this autistic beast went on a rampage throughout the SaaSy sea and was slapped into the sausage dungeon upon request of his owner the GHS Quintismo, and remarkably somehow the RCB survived long enough to escape during a Jib Jar feeding hour gone wrong recently. Ah shit this doesn't sound good for the realm at large; now while SaaS authorities are attempting to track down Cawkboi, his last known location was near the SaaSy sea of Roipa Sanctum which was expected. Upon visiting the Sea we saw that Cawkboi had visited his old shack where he was previously captured and upon closer inspection Cawkboi had left his Minecraft themed fookin computer on, checked his youboob channel for any new subscribers, looked at some scary pornographic websites, and attempted to sub-bot again before leaving in what seems to have been a autistic fit out of his shack leaving a mess of dirt blocks and half eaten SooS Cookies all over the place.

With that crime scene unfolded, Cawkboi's location is now unknown as he probably is off searching for his newest MineMineCrap Boi to kidnap for his next lets play. Be warned that this creature is very dangerous and highly autistic. Cawkboi is known to approach rather young individuals especially and ask them to "Sub For Sub" and if they like minecraft while spitting all over the place using it's special "Mouth of a Thousand Cocks"  speech pattern, courtesy of the SooS Isack for coining the term. At this point Whether or not the victim has said anything cawkboi will snatch em up and run off to his nearest dirt shack and force them to play Minecraft with him while recording a cringy low quality lets play.


Cawkboi's original Owner Quintismo has put a 200 SaaS Coin bounty for a hasty return of cawkboi to his coliseum, stating that he would want Cawkboi back dead or alive but preferably alive for it to be beat down in the arena once more. SaaS authorities have agreed to let Quintismo take custody of cawkboi again once he is captured if not blown to bits.
 






 

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