Jib jars fight Potaidens in the Molestation Mountains

The two RCB groups have a stand off before the battle

Jib Jar clan faces off with the Mountain Potaiden horde for control of the area!

Who reigns victorious over the Molestation Mountains? 

So recently a cancerous battle took place in the Molestation Mountains for control of the area. Usually the Potaidens roll around on the mountains but now the Jib Clan of the Deep Raep Woods has come raeping their way up there and thus a battle insured over this radiation filled territory. The Potaidens began their Autistic squealing as the Jibs charged them chanting "muy muy", the cancer produced was off the charts! Jibs were skull fucking the sheit out of some Potaidens faces while some Jibs were sprayed with root beer and had trash bags put on their heads. Either way it was a pretty stupid fight, but what would you expect from RCBs m8. So after that sheitfest of a battle, the Jibs had won and the rest of the Potaidens rolled away being chased by the violent pelvic thrusting of the Jib Jars. So now that it's over the Jib Jars claim more land for their raep rituals to occur but don't worry as the SaaS RCB squads watch to make sure they don't escape the RCB realms and another restroom molestation-fest occurs.

Aushtin Appears in cancer realm once more!

The fooks portal appeared in the Cancerous wastes.

Aushtin returns to realm with army of Luvabois!

What does this mean for the realms female population?

 

As of late the Aushtin has returned to the realm from a portal, but he was not alone. He brought a horde of his fookin spawns called "luvabois" . Now the realm has experienced one luvaboi and we already know how badly they want a "SaaSy baby" to kidnap and commit high impact sexual violence with. As you may fookin tell, Aushtin and his bois are considered RCBs (Random cancer beasts) and Lord Chrish demands these little shiets stay away from his motherlicken harem or face ass blasters! Already the luvabois have been looking for females to call their "own" while the rest fap to hentai in a giant circle in the wastes (wait, wot the fuck? who does that?). However the realm is relatively short on "Human females" that the luvabois want to have and cancers don't even have genders lol. Well make sure to lock your doors when you hear a pack of luvabois singing MTC very loudly as they search for females, or they may raep your door down and steal your hentai! 
 Don't let this happen to your SaaS hut, buy a Anti-RCB stick today and slap them on their fookin dics!

Update: Aushtin himself is in a lesser form at the moment but we think he will change form to something bigger and more cancerous eventually.

Is Chrish's harem safe from the SooS?

Is Chrish's harem safe from the SooS?

I-Sack stalking Aushtin, looking to collect his cum.

Recently Chrish's harem was endangered by SooS I-Sack, who tried to get the love of  one of Chrish's SaaSy Babies. The SaaS Scouters have been investigating since then and I-Sack has not been seen with the SaaSy Baby recently. They interviewed her to ask he for details about the affair. She said "I just liked I-Sack as a friend. Also he was too obsessed with moaning like a dying cat or something so we are no longer together." Our lord Chrish said "Yea, boi. If dat SooSy boi didn't back the fook off mah girl I'd ram my tentacles up his bootyhole like I do to mah SaaSy babies all the time." Since then, I-Sack has been showing extreme lust for Aushtin and his Luvabois. I-Sack said "I tried to keep the gehy away but gehy is love, ghey is life. You can never trust a SaaSy baby and now I want Austin's fookin cum for mah Yum Cum Emporium."

Who is the Best Cancer? Results

The SaaS is the best cancer!

Who Is the Best Cancer?

Lol idk. Vote for it or something

Who is Motherlicken Best Cancer in the realm?

The SaaS

Our cancer is supreme~

 Of course us SaaS are the best as we rule most of the cancer realm and we are the fookin original creations! (SooS can fook off Chrish is love Chrish is life.) Our SaaSy cancer is unlike any other in that our Smooth magenta tentacles will make sure the over-world will have a motherlicken taste too boi~

The SooS

Damn SaaS haters!

The fookin SooS are the cancers that rebelled against Chrish's wonderful sausage~ for some reason and now are in a fookin war with the SaaS over control of the realm. Not like they are winning through but those little sheits are annoying as sheit in their attacks before being ass blasted back to that forest.

The Spoops

Holy shiet turn on the fookin lights

The Spoops seem to leave us SaaS alone for the most part and stay in their dark as fuck realm where they spook the sheit out of things and read creepy pasta all day. Pretty spoopy creatures m8, some say they consume other cancers into their darkness.

Random Cancer Beasts

 This picture took alot of SaaS to stop them from raeping the camera man

 These are the rest of the fooks found in the cancer realm (besides hoomans) that don't belong to any particular faction and just go around being well, CANCEROUS AS FUCK. Most of these creatures enjoy being sexual predators to anything they see (fookin jib jars) or roaming around emitting radiation and screaming at bystanders or walls for long periods of time.

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Chrish Cancer seen meeting with SooS Ambassador!

The two seen walking through the intense squealing of the SaaS in the cafeteria.

Lord Chrish Seen in SaaS Cafeteria with a Fookin SooS Ambassador? 

What could our Favorite Boi be doing with the SooS?

The two would go set down to negotiate something but our overlord was having none of the SooS's Shiet today and their negotiations got ded. Since Chrish said quote" Boi, mah motherlicken SaaS armies will never be put in the closet to meet your demands boi". It's good to see our overlord back and ready to fook up the SooS once again. (Don't about the election, dale is the secretary now lol).

So after Chrish denied the SooS's demands he slapped the shiet out of that SooSy boi with a fresh Sausage~. He then gave the SooS to the SaaS hordes in the cafeteria to fookin molest his sheit. Chrish is truly a noble boi.

Update: Chrish talks with his general about SaaS drone striking the SooSy forest

Lord Chrish Talks with one of his generals about SaaS drone strikes in a crowd of squealing SaaSes

It seems Lord chrish is ready to continue to blow the fook out of that stupid fookin hobo forest the SooS call home. Oh boi this will be great to see as the SooS are going to get rekt once again and maybe then they will stop being little shiets, mah bois

This has been SaaS Online News with another SaaSy story from the Cancer realm~

Dale the Boi Makes His Electon Victory Speech!

Dale Celebrates His Victory to the SaaS in the throne room.

Dale wins vote for Cancer overlord, comes to throne room to accept his Victory!

Now that the election has ended and dale has won, dale celebrates to the SaaS hordes with a SaaSy Victory speech about what he plans to do now as Overlord. The other candidates had comments on this: The Donald's last comment was "It's Rigged" before returning to his realm and Takeo really does not care, he went back to his farm. Now SaaSy Wannaboi was the closest runner up behind Dale and he comments: "This election was rigged u fookin bitch boi". Wannaboi then ran off to the cafeteria in anime caste. Now that dale is the overlord, dale said in his speech that the SaaS will rule the realm with an Iron sausage once again! The audience then squealed loudly out of excitement. Dale now sports his royal Iron SaaS plate and Iron Sausage cap to further his overlord game. Oh boi the cancer realm is in for the next great SaaSy leader to live up to Chrish's legacy as Chrish's cousin. PS for any curious cancers;  Dale will not marry Kawaii SaaS m8 (thats fookin incest or something) lol.