Corn Fuck Rcb spotted in Raep Woods!

The Corn Fuck seen as it flees from the crime scene

Corn fuck RCB spotted in Raep Woods up to It's serial sausage tickling schemes! 

What does this rare RCB pose to the Woods?

So the SaaS are concerned after they found a Corn Fuck RCB in the mists of a sausage tickling rampage on innocent cancers visiting the raep woods. This came after reports of things dieing of extreme sausage tickling trauma, along with some Herbolaids found to have been sprayed on them by the Corn Fucks. SaaS authorities are warning visitors to the Raep woods to be careful of Corn Fucks, as their threat is greater if not equal to a molestasious Jib Jar. Not to worry though as SaaS RCB squads have been sent to nuke the Corn Fucks with plasma until they fookin die m8.

What to do if you encounter a corn fuck

First off you will begin to hear the Naruto theme song being blasted in the distance(this is a warning sign to get the fook out of there). Then you will begin to hear the corn fuck screaming about cream corn and sheit. Then the Corn fuck will emerge and stare you down panting furiously as it sizes you up for a sausage(Note: not having a sausage does not prevent a corn fuck from molesting you). It is very important that you do not run as it will spray you with herbolaids, so stand your ground and then begin to show the Corn fuck your body pillow collection. If the Corn fuck is interested it will ask you what your favorite anime is, make sure to say It's Naruto because otherwise the RCB will attack you. Now then, At this point the RCB may be fantasizing about it's Waifus so you may have a change to blow it's head off with what ever Anti-Rcb blaster you have. 

Otherwise

Whats that you don't have a weapon? Well um then you either get ded or maybe another RCB will try and raep the Corn fuck, other than that we don't know what to do. (Lol who fookin goes into the Raep woods anyway, it's crawling with RCBS) The only reason this is a big problem is that they may escape from Roipa Sanctum into other places.

This has been SaaS Online News reporting for the Realm 

 

SaaS Grand army now accepting other races into their ranks!

After the SaaS Loss on the planetoid "Sinahatha" SaaS are now accepting Non-SaaS to join!

What does this mean for the future of the Grand SaaS Army?

As of late, Overlord Dale has declared Non-SaaS such as humans to be able to sign up to the SaaS army. This has came to be after the SaaS losing the Planetoid Sinahatha to the SooS after 5 years of conflict and ass blasting the shiet out of the poor planet. Thus the end and loss of the SaaS has made them leave the planet covered with SooS and seas of burning plasma. So with that ordeal in the minds of the realm, humans for the most part are the ones signing up to be trained and SaaSified into the army.

SaaS high command has a small set of rules for joining the Army

1. You must swear unyielding loyalty to the SaaS Leaders and to Overlord Dale.
2. You must under go SaaSification to gain your needed SaaS prowess and powers.
3. You will never show remorse to the dirty SooS!

So since realm born humans are already living on SaaS planets and are permitted by the SaaS, you humans have no reason to not smash some SooS!

New Tommy Dickson Book Published, "Ham Rammer" Religion Formed!

"Slam Ham On Sam", Tommy Dickson's latest book.

Famous Cancer Realm author Tommy Dickson has released a new book recently. The new book, "Slam Ham On Sam", was an immediate hit like all of Dickson's other books. This latest released has attracted even more fans to Dickson's work, to the point that some people are starting a whole religion where they worship "Tommy Dickson, the one true Ham God". . These so called "Ham Rammers" hold meetings full of buttraep, pickles, and hams (cats) in order to draw more Realm Residents to the up and coming religion. In an interview, a representative said "The Ham Rammers are a non discriminatory group. All residents of The Cancer Realm are welcome here if they give their devotion to Tommy Dickson. Be they SaaS, SooS, Humans, or anything else." Despite all this news, Tommy Dickson himself has still yet to make a confirmed appearance or make a statement on the "Ham Rammers". We will keep you all updated if any news arises.

Jib jars fight Potaidens in the Molestation Mountains

The two RCB groups have a stand off before the battle

Jib Jar clan faces off with the Mountain Potaiden horde for control of the area!

Who reigns victorious over the Molestation Mountains? 

So recently a cancerous battle took place in the Molestation Mountains for control of the area. Usually the Potaidens roll around on the mountains but now the Jib Clan of the Deep Raep Woods has come raeping their way up there and thus a battle insured over this radiation filled territory. The Potaidens began their Autistic squealing as the Jibs charged them chanting "muy muy", the cancer produced was off the charts! Jibs were skull fucking the sheit out of some Potaidens faces while some Jibs were sprayed with root beer and had trash bags put on their heads. Either way it was a pretty stupid fight, but what would you expect from RCBs m8. So after that sheitfest of a battle, the Jibs had won and the rest of the Potaidens rolled away being chased by the violent pelvic thrusting of the Jib Jars. So now that it's over the Jib Jars claim more land for their raep rituals to occur but don't worry as the SaaS RCB squads watch to make sure they don't escape the RCB realms and another restroom molestation-fest occurs.

Aushtin Appears in cancer realm once more!

The fooks portal appeared in the Cancerous wastes.

Aushtin returns to realm with army of Luvabois!

What does this mean for the realms female population?

 

As of late the Aushtin has returned to the realm from a portal, but he was not alone. He brought a horde of his fookin spawns called "luvabois" . Now the realm has experienced one luvaboi and we already know how badly they want a "SaaSy baby" to kidnap and commit high impact sexual violence with. As you may fookin tell, Aushtin and his bois are considered RCBs (Random cancer beasts) and Lord Chrish demands these little shiets stay away from his motherlicken harem or face ass blasters! Already the luvabois have been looking for females to call their "own" while the rest fap to hentai in a giant circle in the wastes (wait, wot the fuck? who does that?). However the realm is relatively short on "Human females" that the luvabois want to have and cancers don't even have genders lol. Well make sure to lock your doors when you hear a pack of luvabois singing MTC very loudly as they search for females, or they may raep your door down and steal your hentai! 
 Don't let this happen to your SaaS hut, buy a Anti-RCB stick today and slap them on their fookin dics!

Update: Aushtin himself is in a lesser form at the moment but we think he will change form to something bigger and more cancerous eventually.

Is Chrish's harem safe from the SooS?

Is Chrish's harem safe from the SooS?

I-Sack stalking Aushtin, looking to collect his cum.

Recently Chrish's harem was endangered by SooS I-Sack, who tried to get the love of  one of Chrish's SaaSy Babies. The SaaS Scouters have been investigating since then and I-Sack has not been seen with the SaaSy Baby recently. They interviewed her to ask he for details about the affair. She said "I just liked I-Sack as a friend. Also he was too obsessed with moaning like a dying cat or something so we are no longer together." Our lord Chrish said "Yea, boi. If dat SooSy boi didn't back the fook off mah girl I'd ram my tentacles up his bootyhole like I do to mah SaaSy babies all the time." Since then, I-Sack has been showing extreme lust for Aushtin and his Luvabois. I-Sack said "I tried to keep the gehy away but gehy is love, ghey is life. You can never trust a SaaSy baby and now I want Austin's fookin cum for mah Yum Cum Emporium."

Who is the Best Cancer? Results

The SaaS is the best cancer!