Corn Fuck Rcb spotted in Raep Woods!

The Corn Fuck seen as it flees from the crime scene

Corn fuck RCB spotted in Raep Woods up to It's serial sausage tickling schemes! 

What does this rare RCB pose to the Woods?

So the SaaS are concerned after they found a Corn Fuck RCB in the mists of a sausage tickling rampage on innocent cancers visiting the raep woods. This came after reports of things dieing of extreme sausage tickling trauma, along with some Herbolaids found to have been sprayed on them by the Corn Fucks. SaaS authorities are warning visitors to the Raep woods to be careful of Corn Fucks, as their threat is greater if not equal to a molestasious Jib Jar. Not to worry though as SaaS RCB squads have been sent to nuke the Corn Fucks with plasma until they fookin die m8.

What to do if you encounter a corn fuck

First off you will begin to hear the Naruto theme song being blasted in the distance(this is a warning sign to get the fook out of there). Then you will begin to hear the corn fuck screaming about cream corn and sheit. Then the Corn fuck will emerge and stare you down panting furiously as it sizes you up for a sausage(Note: not having a sausage does not prevent a corn fuck from molesting you). It is very important that you do not run as it will spray you with herbolaids, so stand your ground and then begin to show the Corn fuck your body pillow collection. If the Corn fuck is interested it will ask you what your favorite anime is, make sure to say It's Naruto because otherwise the RCB will attack you. Now then, At this point the RCB may be fantasizing about it's Waifus so you may have a change to blow it's head off with what ever Anti-Rcb blaster you have. 

Otherwise

Whats that you don't have a weapon? Well um then you either get ded or maybe another RCB will try and raep the Corn fuck, other than that we don't know what to do. (Lol who fookin goes into the Raep woods anyway, it's crawling with RCBS) The only reason this is a big problem is that they may escape from Roipa Sanctum into other places.

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