Group of Luvabois arrested after attempted kidnapping in Sanctum City

Wanted poster for Aushtin and his Luvabois

Group of Luvaboi RCB's arrested after trying to kidnap human females. 

What does this rise of Luvabois activity mean for the human settlements?

 As of late in the human run Sanctum City of Roipa Sanctum; has become a target for the Realm's rising Luvaboi problem after the resurgence of the Aushtin Great RCB. Note: If you have any information on the whereabouts of Aushtin please contact the SaaS RCB command. Now as we all know, since Aushtin is here the luvabois are born from him and seek their "SaaSy Babies" to further their cause to Aushtin. Sanctum City, being a majority human settlement on the neutral Rcb ridden planet of Roipa Sanctum is being targeted for the human females as those are the prime targets for luvaboi RCBs. The human authorities of the city claim that the Luvaboi issue is under control and that the female residents don't need to worry, however they advice them to watch out for any luvaboi activity. Since Luvabois are banned from entering the city they must sneak in to get what they want.

Overlord Dale has offered the humans SaaS protection before since beyond the city's walls it's still that RCB nest of a planet as always. But the humans vow to stay neutral as they don't want SooS attacking the City.

Now the city has also released recording of a luvaboi being interviewed while in custody, maybe this can shine light on their intentions more accurately below.

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Investigator: So, What did you think you were doing in Sanctum city? Are you aware that Luvabois are banned from here for the same reason you are arrested and here with me right now?

Luvaboi: U-um yea boi  I know.

Investigator: I admire the lengths at which you tried to sneak into the city and kidnap our citizens, you're smart for a RCB but your plans will never succeed.

Luvaboi: B-but we need SaaSy babies to make us WHOLE BOI, it must be done! All of you people are always trying to ruin our dreams!

(The luvaboi struggles in it's restraints)

Investigator: Well that sure worked you up now didn't it? Don't worry I'll make sure you and your kind won't be kidnapping my citizens for your sick rituals and perverted sheit ever.

(The luvaboi seems to become distressed)

 Luvaboi: No you don't UNDERSTAND BOI, SaaSy babies are what we live for, what Aushtin wants! IT IS OUR DESTINY!

Investigator: Right....Kidnapping humans to make into your sex slaves huh? Sounds to me like typical RCB behavior but on a more concentrated level.

Luvaboi: Nuuuuuuuuuuuu you are a meanie who hates true love! Aushtin will save us just you wait! Aushtin will defeat all you who stand in our lovequest's way!

 (The luvaboi begins singing MTC loudly and rocking back and forth)

 Investigator: You Know you're lucky we aren't SaaS otherwise you'd be executed already. Alright were done here, the luvaboi isn't complying anymore. God these luvaboi fucks are crazy!

 

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Usually luvabois are more cowardly but this one was fookin pissed m8, other than that the humans plan on releasing the Luvabois into the Raep Woods where the current change of Corn Fucks is at a new high.