Ham Rammers Hold Q&A Session Regarding Bombing Attack!

Ham Rammers reveal thoughts and opinions concerning recent bombings and tensions between SaaS and SooS!

Earlier today, SaaS Online News reached out to both Tommy Dickson and the Ham Rammer Religious Organisation concerning the recent bombing in Tommy Dickson's Book Store. We also asked them about their opinions on the likely cause of the bombings: The tensions between SaaS and SooS. An official representative of the Ham Rammers met with us and had a quick Q&A session with us. See the questions and answers below:

Q: What do you planning on doing in response to the bombing of the book store?

A: Oh we're gonna find the attackers and then we'll throw them into our Ham Dungeon.

Q: What's the "Ham Dungeon"?

A: The Ham Dungeon is the place we throw all the naughty bois who disobey The Way of The Ham. We force feed them pickles and make them dress up in sheit for our videos and for future books.

Q: Will you stop accepting SooS in your store because of this?

A: Fook no, boi. The Way of The Ham says we should be accepting of all living creatures, cancer or otherwise. 

Q: Some say that the Ham Rammers instigated this attack by accepting both SaaS and SooS into your shop. How do you respond to them?

A: The attack is in no way our fault. The SaaS and SooS just need to grow the fook up and settle their sheit peacefully so they don't hurt innocent appreciators of Tommy Dickson's work. Tommy Dickson's Book Store is a place of peace and should be a judgement free place. Not a war zone.

Q: You've mentioned "The Way of The Ham" two times now. What exactly is it?

A: The The Way of The Ham is a book all members of the Ham Rammer Religious Organisation carry on them. It contains all of the rules that Ham Rammers must follow. For example: Rule 7 says "All living creatures can be welcomed into the Ham Rammers as long as their heart belongs to Tommy."

Q: What does Tommy himself think about this bombing?

A: Well, we don't really know. We've never actually met him before.

Q: So you guys started a religious group for somebody you've never even seen before and still haven't seen to this day? Does he never show up at his Book Store?

A: Well, he has some sort of magic that he uses to restock the books remotely. It's a bit awkward sometimes worshiping someone you've never seen before, but The Way of The Ham says "When the time is right, our Lord and Savior will appear before us to cleanse the Cancer Realm of those unworthy to become Ham Rammers."

We've yet to get a response from Tommy Dickson but we will write an update should he respond to our questions.

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